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Re: Rappers Who Should Stop Rapping: Alternate Occupation Advice

Real Shit — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 01:53:43 -0000

Do you consider that bullshit Gucci, Souljah, and Waka do rapping? That shit is modern day Bojangles....

Re: When Will We Stop Looking For the Next Michael Jordan?

Sam — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 02:23:26 -0000

the best one ever

Re: When Will We Stop Looking For the Next Michael Jordan?

Sam — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 02:21:32 -0000

there can only be one MICHEAL JORDAN in the life.

Re: Bacardi Party: 5 Rhymes Rappers Need To Stop Rhyming

Lily — Sat, 16 Jun 2012 13:01:52 -0000

I'm saving this post for every time I need to cry with laughter. The whole, "Like a ship in a bottle: Shaped like a chode and accidentally ate a toy ship as a child that got lodged in her lower intestines and can’t be removed" is the greatest vision I've ever had in my entire existence.

Re: Absolut-ism Invades SXSW.

JLH — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 01:10:45 -0000

bahahahahahahahhaa. im in love. not with him though. wow. hey, there's so many people willing to do ridiculous shit to help us not take ourselves too seriously. glad it was him and not me though ooowee.

Re: Bacardi Party: 5 Rhymes Rappers Need To Stop Rhyming

The Black Kevin Arnold — Tue, 15 May 2012 16:01:47 -0000

Shoutout to Urban Dictionary. Always coming through in the clutch.

Re: Bacardi Party: 5 Rhymes Rappers Need To Stop Rhyming

HNH — Tue, 15 May 2012 09:33:31 -0000

Massive cankles. Damn.

Re: Bacardi Party: 5 Rhymes Rappers Need To Stop Rhyming

Bartman054 — Mon, 14 May 2012 17:49:23 -0000

2012 shall be "Year of the Mustard Bottle Wenches!"

Re: Bacardi Party: 5 Rhymes Rappers Need To Stop Rhyming

Oshen — Mon, 14 May 2012 15:07:44 -0000

Those bottle explanations, loool.

Re: Humans Ain’t Shit: A Mathematical Equation

Whalehawk — Mon, 14 May 2012 15:03:23 -0000

Mind = Blown. Hair = Blow dryed.

Re: Shlack Shmistory Month: I’m Not Sure That I Give A Fuck.

Whalehawk — Mon, 14 May 2012 14:54:37 -0000

Yes!

Re: Bacardi Party: 5 Rhymes Rappers Need To Stop Rhyming

LaJethroJenkins — Mon, 14 May 2012 14:49:43 -0000

Great post! Fuckin ingenious.

Re: Bacardi Party: 5 Rhymes Rappers Need To Stop Rhyming

marc heilbrunn — Mon, 14 May 2012 13:58:28 -0000

rip bauce sauce

Re: The Life and Times of the Letter People: “w, and p, Learn the Importance of Being Friendly”

Twiggy Kix — Fri, 04 May 2012 15:54:25 -0000

This is an awesome concept and story! I love you John! ha!

Re: Life and Times of the Letter People: A Collection of Fables (Introduction Video)

Dani — Thu, 03 May 2012 16:06:47 -0000

THIS SHIT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS....way to go John!! The jazz......LMAO

Re: The Life and Times of the Letter People: “w, and p, Learn the Importance of Being Friendly”

LaJethroJenkins — Thu, 03 May 2012 12:53:44 -0000

We appreciate your kind words, muhfuckas. Ha.

Re: The Life and Times of the Letter People: “w, and p, Learn the Importance of Being Friendly”

Thr33faces — Wed, 02 May 2012 12:52:16 -0000

That's real...

Re: The Life and Times of the Letter People: “w, and p, Learn the Importance of Being Friendly”

hp — Wed, 02 May 2012 12:34:03 -0000

*all the way dead*

amazing, homeboy.

Re: The Life and Times of the Letter People: “w, and p, Learn the Importance of Being Friendly”

Orlando Vaughn — Wed, 02 May 2012 12:13:52 -0000

fucking great.

Re: The Life and Times of the Letter People: “w, and p, Learn the Importance of Being Friendly”

Octavius Made — Wed, 02 May 2012 12:05:32 -0000

perfect

Re: The Wondrous Ways of the White Woman: 5 Steps to Frolicking

The '91 Ridges Club. — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 20:10:07 -0000

Hahahaha this is the funniest shit!!

http://www.notfromdio.com/

Re: How I Survived SXSW

Joseph Devlin — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 23:30:06 -0000

damn, now that's how you write about a music festival.

Re: The Wondrous Ways of the White Woman: 5 Steps to Frolicking

@ranfin12 — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 21:14:01 -0000

@NicholsAccomp - Maannn, you've got me at work DYING over this article. I'm listening to Phil Collins while I read it also...

Kudos on another great article!

@ranfin12

Re: The Wondrous Ways of the White Woman: 5 Steps to Frolicking

charles270 — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 08:38:15 -0000

I don't know where my Super Soaker is, but I might try to frolic without it.

Re: The Wondrous Ways of the White Woman: 5 Steps to Frolicking

Teena’s Daughter — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 22:37:19 -0000

CHIEF KEEF, NIGGUHHHHHHH